Your Sign: Your Vintage Button

There’s a jar of pinback buttons in here and it’s the most reliable thing in the shop. Not the most valuable — the most reliable. Everybody who digs through it comes out holding one that is unmistakably, personally theirs.

World’s Biggest Slob. Super Schmuck. Neon City. Half of them are jokes from decades nobody in the room was alive for.

It costs about a dollar to find out which one you are. That’s the cheapest good time in Mid-City.

More of what’s in the shop, and where to find us. Saturday and Sunday, 11 to 5, at the end of South St. Patrick Street.